Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito at McDonald's,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail but I loved her,
and I knew she'd bought her dentures in a store.

The painters knew I'd play "Go Fish" forever,
She said to me that Nixon didn't lie,
But who'd have thought she'd freak out while in labor,
She sent a hired thug to say goodbye.

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