Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a nightmare wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was slurpin' up linguini near Poughkeepsie,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

My hamster thought I'd salivate forever,
She said to me she liked "Spy vs. Spy",
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her dentist,
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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