Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her incognito poppin' uppers,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was talkin' in Swahili with Miss Piggy,
and I knew we really lost the last World War.

My hamster thought I'd stay a dwarf forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd black out with her dentist,
She told her fat friend Grace to say goodbye.

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