Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

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Nick

I met her on probation all hunched over,
I can still recall the hearing aid she wore.
She was weighted down with Twinkies in the twilight,
and I knew I'd never rate her more than "4".

I promised her I'd swear off booze forever,
She said to me she'd have a swiss on rye,
But who'd have thought she'd turn green on "The Gong Show",
She fell beneath the wheels and cried goodbye.

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