Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her in a treehouse in September,
I can still recall that purple dress she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with Led-Zeppelin,
and I knew what strong deodorants were for.

The blood test showed I'd live off her forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up in my Edsel,
I guess I was too smashed to say goodbye.

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