Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her outside Fresno wrestlin' gators,
I can still recall those training pants she wore.
She was breakin' out with acne with her cobra,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

She asked me if I'd salivate forever,
She said to me our love would never die,
But who'd have thought she'd wind up with her guru,
She freaked out on the lawn and screamed goodbye.

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