Cheers to choccy for sending me the original mail that ended up being this web page. I've turned it into a little program that does the random selection for you. No idea who the original author was, sorry!

For the next verse, simply click your browser's "reload" button. Keep singing!

Nick

I met her on probation ridin' shotgun,
I can still recall that little hat she wore.
She was chewin' on a hangnail in her muu-muu,
and I knew I'd have to scrape her off the floor.

A Klingon said I'd hate her dog forever,
She said to me she loved my one blue eye,
But who'd have thought she'd run off on "The Gong Show",
She sealed me in the vault and smirked goodbye.

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