Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Children of the Monkey Stick
Satan's Hexachloride
Black Fire Head
Flying Lion
Screaming Fire
Children of the Fokker
Golden Fokker
German Pancreas
Satan's Waste Pod
Def Candy Boner
Poison Fokker
Albino Meat Ryche
Black Waste Pod
Coma Wheel
Atomic Candy
Screaming Lion Head
Def Lion
Smoking Motor Rats
Flying Clam Ship
Coma Ryche

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