Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Golden Monkey Rats
Satan's Clam Lullaby
Smoking Motor
Pancreas Maiden
Love Wheel
Meat Machine
Golden Clam Ryche
German Clam Peppers
Steel Fokker
Hexachloride Drug
Smoking War Drug
Atomic Meat Basket
Steel Fokker
Pancreas Basket
Albino Love Lullaby
Flying Coma Lullaby
Candy Maiden
Albino Lion
Lion Drug
Poison Monkey Ship

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