Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Candy Boner
Poison Coma
Desire Boner
Golden Hexachloride Pod
Albino Love Stick
Poison Desire
Satan's Motor Basket
Poison Hexachloride Ship
Smoking Love
Poison Clam Wheel
Atomic Motor Peppers
Satan's Motor
Fokker Pod
Golden Love Head
Smoking Candy
Monkey Stick
Burnt Clam
Steel War Pod
Flying Love
Smoking Meat Ryche

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