Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois,
in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and
Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by
Nick Waterman
Instant Band Names
Screaming Motor Head
Clam Ship
Death Peppers
Fatal Desire
Def War Stick
Burnt Lion
Fatal War
Desire Wheel
Lion Lullaby
Desire Stick
Black Monkey Peppers
Steel Hexachloride Machine
Coma Lullaby
Satan's Pancreas Rats
Waste Ryche
German Fokker Stick
Waste Maiden
Burnt Desire
Black Hexachloride
Golden War Stick
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