Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Fire Wheel
Albino Clam
Steel Waste Wheel
Smoking Fokker
Golden Meat Maiden
Clam Drug
Screaming Waste Head
German Fokker Head
Flying Meat
Steel Candy Ship
Atomic Monkey Basket
Poison War Lullaby
Albino Pancreas
Flying Meat
Poison Love
German Fire Basket
Fire Peppers
Albino Motor Machine
War Wheel
Golden Monkey

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