Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Flying Lion Head
Steel Pancreas
Children of the Hexachloride
German Fire
Poison Monkey Boner
Burnt Love
Albino Motor
Children of the Pancreas Wheel
Golden Coma Peppers
Fire Ship
Pancreas Pod
Hexachloride Pod
Children of the Fokker Ship
Smoking Hexachloride Maiden
Def Fire Maiden
Smoking Pancreas
Candy Lullaby
Meat Machine
Atomic War Stick
Atomic Monkey

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