Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Fire Boner
Smoking War Snake
Satan's Pancreas
Candy Boner
Screaming Fokker
Burnt Coma
Poison Pancreas
Waste Pod
Coma Ryche
Children of the Waste Maiden
Candy Rats
Albino Desire
Steel Lion
Fatal Motor
Albino Monkey Boner
Hexachloride Maiden
Poison Motor Peppers
Meat Stick
Atomic Clam
Smoking Lion Drug

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