Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Golden Coma Lullaby
Flying Hexachloride
Clam Head
Screaming Meat Machine
Lion Wheel
Waste Peppers
Fatal Coma
Burnt Candy Boner
Smoking Clam Maiden
Waste Head
War Lullaby
Screaming Love Machine
Motor Wheel
Pancreas Boner
Pancreas Machine
Screaming Death
Albino Lion Maiden
Flying Pancreas
Desire Lullaby
Death Head

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