Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Clam Boner
Atomic Fire
Smoking Monkey Machine
Steel Meat Maiden
Fatal Candy
Screaming Clam
Poison Waste
Love Peppers
Atomic Waste Head
Golden Pancreas
Poison Monkey Drug
Black Candy
Poison Death
Burnt Fokker
Lion Wheel
Hexachloride Peppers
Atomic War
Lion Head
Flying Lion Stick
Children of the Candy Ryche

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