Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Flying Meat Basket
Black Fire
Clam Lullaby
Fokker Machine
Smoking Fire Peppers
Coma Peppers
Def Lion
Desire Peppers
Children of the Desire
Meat Basket
Def Lion Lullaby
War Boner
Satan's Clam Lullaby
Satan's War
Clam Basket
Satan's Motor Snake
Pancreas Drug
Atomic Desire
Clam Drug
Children of the Death Stick

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