Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names


Atomic Coma Rats
Screaming Hexachloride Boner
Poison Lion Head
Flying Love
Meat Wheel
Screaming Fire Peppers
Def Pancreas Basket
Children of the Hexachloride Boner
Screaming Motor Ship
German Coma
German Meat
Lion Boner
Satan's Coma
Flying Meat
Candy Ship
Hexachloride Machine
Screaming Hexachloride
Pancreas Ship
Poison Hexachloride
Death Snake

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