Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

German Monkey Machine
Smoking Desire
Screaming Coma
German Coma
Black Fire
Desire Ship
Black Desire Machine
German Motor Boner
Def Clam Ship
Children of the Waste Wheel
Atomic Meat Snake
Steel Coma
Candy Drug
Candy Maiden
Meat Ship
Burnt Meat
Steel Clam
Fatal War
Screaming Coma
Burnt Coma

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