Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Satan's Lion Ship
German Motor Rats
Clam Stick
Black Hexachloride Pod
Poison Meat Maiden
Poison Death
War Maiden
Def Coma
Satan's Monkey Peppers
Children of the Monkey
Motor Snake
Def Fokker
Flying War Maiden
Def Hexachloride
Black Pancreas
Golden Death
German Clam Ryche
Smoking Coma Peppers
Albino Monkey Lullaby
Flying Fire

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