Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Screaming Coma Stick
Monkey Boner
Pancreas Boner
Black Monkey
Candy Lullaby
Children of the War
Fokker Ship
Smoking Candy
German Waste
Poison Monkey Machine
Fire Basket
Desire Head
Fatal Lion
Clam Ryche
Fire Lullaby
Motor Ryche
Fatal Candy
Death Ryche
German Fokker Basket
Children of the Hexachloride

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