Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Death Wheel
Screaming Pancreas
Black Coma Lullaby
Children of the Desire
Burnt War Ship
Flying Coma
War Snake
Poison Death Lullaby
Waste Basket
Candy Stick
Coma Maiden
Lion Drug
Def Fire Basket
Def Fokker Lullaby
Monkey Rats
Coma Wheel
Children of the Hexachloride
Desire Head
Pancreas Wheel
Screaming Lion

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