Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Lion Maiden
German Candy Head
Steel Waste Lullaby
Monkey Ryche
Children of the Hexachloride Machine
Albino Coma Machine
Flying Desire
Desire Snake
Candy Lullaby
Albino Clam
War Basket
Fokker Maiden
Meat Rats
Smoking Motor
Desire Head
Fatal Pancreas Ryche
Coma Snake
Def Death Maiden
Fatal Love
Screaming Lion

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