Original program by Charley Kline, University of Illinois, in a lame moment late in 1994, with apologies to Beavis and Butthead's "This Book Sucks". HTML/CGIsed by Nick Waterman

Instant Band Names

Children of the Clam
Children of the Motor Rats
Poison Lion
Burnt Death
Burnt Waste Ship
Poison Fire
Burnt Desire Wheel
Golden Love
Burnt Candy
Screaming Fire Basket
German Hexachloride Stick
Def Coma
Black Desire
Fire Peppers
Candy Pod
Golden Clam Stick
Clam Boner
Albino Motor
Flying War
German Hexachloride Maiden

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